Mission Asspossible
- Girl:
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Mission Asspossible, by far the best porn title I've seen in awhile.
- Guy:
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Ha, I saw that too. I would like to note that I did NOT search for the video or to see those women naked, even though I knew I could.
- Girl:
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It is a small success to know that you've momentarily halted your man from searching for porn. I really don't think your coworkers would appreciate the complexities of Mission Asspossible.
- Guy:
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Yes, the 'complexities', like having sex in the back of a Volkswagen.
- Girl:
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'Complexities', like evenly breathing through your nose while there's a dick blocking your windpipe.
